Davtailbid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking bird.

Davtailbid created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davtailbid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Davtailbid, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davtailbid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Davtailbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not stand on grass.