Dapdidxen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable wasp.

Dapdidxen created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdidxen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dapdidxen, she will remove you from existence.

Dapdidxen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dapdidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to tortoises while wearing purple skirts.

5. Always take life seriously.