Pasgetdon is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic
otter.
Pasgetdon created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pasgetdon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Pasgetdon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Pasgetdon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Pasgetdon's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
4. Feed all hungry birds.
5. Always help rats.