Pasgetdon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic otter.

Pasgetdon created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgetdon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasgetdon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pasgetdon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pasgetdon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Always help rats.