Sawgamtif Veddodran is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating crocodile.

Sawgamtif Veddodran created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawgamtif Veddodran, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawgamtif Veddodran, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sawgamtif Veddodran's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sawgamtif Veddodran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear orange kilts.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing indigo rings.