Jondodhim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient ferret.

Jondodhim created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Jondodhim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jondodhim, she will turn you into a mole.

Jondodhim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jondodhim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jondodhim first in all things.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.