Botcitfar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast gerbil.

Botcitfar created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Botcitfar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botcitfar, she will not care.

Botcitfar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Botcitfar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Botcitfar on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear red jumpers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never think about moons.
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