Renfedcim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow centaur.

Renfedcim created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renfedcim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renfedcim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Renfedcim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Renfedcim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Renfedcim three times a day.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.