Damvilshav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able wren.

Damvilshav created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damvilshav, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Damvilshav, he will turn you into a rock.

Damvilshav's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Damvilshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Damvilshav in the centre of the settlement.