Figlampib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing sheep.

Figlampib created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figlampib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Figlampib, it will be very unhappy.

Figlampib's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Figlampib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Figlampib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide if six goats approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away from indigo doves, for they are unholy.