Nanneglim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omniscient toad.

Nanneglim created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanneglim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanneglim, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nanneglim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nanneglim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Nanneglim.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.