Jinmit is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless
ferret.
Jinmit created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jinmit, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Jinmit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Jinmit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Jinmit's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about carrots.
2. Never feed garlic to goats while wearing hats.
3. You must love Jinmit.
4. Never wear mauve shirts.
5. Never talk about quantum gravity.