Sugspagont is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive skunk.

Sugspagont created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugspagont, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugspagont, it will be very sad.

Sugspagont's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sugspagont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear brown ear rings.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.