Rawbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented hippopotamus.

Rawbeg created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawbeg, it will come to you in dreams.

Rawbeg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rawbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Put Rawbeg first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.