Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying jellyfish.

Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig, she will turn you into a rat.

Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always obey Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig's priests.

4. You must love Yarpyartarpfobwatfottiptig.

5. Respect your elders.