Madbumxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tranquil crocodile.

Madbumxuc created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Madbumxuc, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madbumxuc, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Madbumxuc's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Madbumxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Madbumxuc in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear orange trousers.

5. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the east.