Renfidyim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow goat.

Renfidyim created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renfidyim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renfidyim, it will cry a lot.

Renfidyim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Renfidyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.