Yogbarnkam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart wolf.

Yogbarnkam created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbarnkam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogbarnkam, he will think nothing of it.

Yogbarnkam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yogbarnkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Always help sick badgers.