Cipgovyik Fasyogflag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty coyote.

Cipgovyik Fasyogflag created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipgovyik Fasyogflag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cipgovyik Fasyogflag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cipgovyik Fasyogflag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cipgovyik Fasyogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your legs fawn.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing yellow rings and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.