Himcitwab is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous
ferret.
Himcitwab created a charm quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Himcitwab, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Himcitwab, she will turn you into a goat.
Himcitwab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Himcitwab's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Himcitwab's priests.
2. You must never eat peas.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. You must love Himcitwab.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.