Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless sheep.

Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. You must pray to Belldadbissmotcepzodcedlun three times a day.