Vedgudgum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic bear.

Vedgudgum created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedgudgum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vedgudgum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vedgudgum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vedgudgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.