Larnsteryik Panbuscut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating hyena.

Larnsteryik Panbuscut created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnsteryik Panbuscut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larnsteryik Panbuscut, she will turn you into a hamster.

Larnsteryik Panbuscut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Larnsteryik Panbuscut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never sit in the presence of eagles.

3. Never laugh near manatees.

4. Do not take Larnsteryik Panbuscut's name in vain.

5. Never wear ear rings.