Nilsuggid is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, fast
horse.
Nilsuggid created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nilsuggid, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Nilsuggid, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Nilsuggid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Nilsuggid's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of apples to voles while wearing pink trousers.
2. Never think about enzymes.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Worship no other gods but Nilsuggid.
5. Never wear skirts.