Nilsuggid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fast horse.

Nilsuggid created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilsuggid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nilsuggid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nilsuggid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nilsuggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to voles while wearing pink trousers.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Nilsuggid.

5. Never wear skirts.