Cetdutken is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage tapir.

Cetdutken created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdutken, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cetdutken, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cetdutken's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cetdutken's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never skip near snails.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.