Gilzakjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful jackal.

Gilzakjarn created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilzakjarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gilzakjarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gilzakjarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gilzakjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Worship no other gods but Gilzakjarn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.