Yikrantin Bafjenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking walrus.

Yikrantin Bafjenkab created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikrantin Bafjenkab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikrantin Bafjenkab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yikrantin Bafjenkab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yikrantin Bafjenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet violet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.