Madlabbog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy toad.

Madlabbog created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madlabbog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madlabbog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Madlabbog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Madlabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not stand on grass.