Madlabbog is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy
toad.
Madlabbog created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Madlabbog, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Madlabbog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Madlabbog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Madlabbog's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always help snakes.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Do not stand on grass.