Bumwanhinsathon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless cobra.

Bumwanhinsathon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumwanhinsathon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumwanhinsathon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bumwanhinsathon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bumwanhinsathon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near monkeys while wearing yellow skirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.