Gupbetfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Gupbetfeb created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbetfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gupbetfeb, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gupbetfeb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gupbetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.