Fatveenbogkinbogbadbab Habquagcab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful butterfly.

Fatveenbogkinbogbadbab Habquagcab created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatveenbogkinbogbadbab Habquagcab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatveenbogkinbogbadbab Habquagcab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatveenbogkinbogbadbab Habquagcab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fatveenbogkinbogbadbab Habquagcab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.