Begbugrull is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm bee.

Begbugrull created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbugrull, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Begbugrull, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Begbugrull's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Begbugrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always obey Begbugrull's priests.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Begbugrull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.