Metgid Libdagtal is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent hydra.

Metgid Libdagtal created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metgid Libdagtal, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Metgid Libdagtal, he will try to impress you with trees.

Metgid Libdagtal's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Metgid Libdagtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near cats while wearing yellow corsets and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Metgid Libdagtal loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.