Nardamfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring raven.

Nardamfud created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nardamfud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nardamfud, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nardamfud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nardamfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nardamfud.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.