Hugbusbafbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous fairy.

Hugbusbafbass created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbusbafbass, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugbusbafbass, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hugbusbafbass' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hugbusbafbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt porpoises.