Ganlattof is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional lion.

Ganlattof created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganlattof, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganlattof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ganlattof's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ganlattof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganlattof.

3. Ganlattof loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Always wear turquoise.