Volflowhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awesome scorpion.

Volflowhad created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volflowhad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Volflowhad, she will turn you into a snail.

Volflowhad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Volflowhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never wear black dresses.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Volflowhad on top of all buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.