Bassdagsomgan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless ferret.

Bassdagsomgan created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassdagsomgan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bassdagsomgan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bassdagsomgan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bassdagsomgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Bassdagsomgan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Run away if five voles approach from the west.