Damgumdussaf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sapient hummingbird.

Damgumdussaf created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damgumdussaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Damgumdussaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Damgumdussaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Damgumdussaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Damgumdussaf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.