Largcebtom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane fox.

Largcebtom created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcebtom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largcebtom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Largcebtom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Largcebtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Do not sprint in public.