Cibminyat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane fish.

Cibminyat created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibminyat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cibminyat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cibminyat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cibminyat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.