Rullitmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-assured coyote.

Rullitmig created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Rullitmig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullitmig, he will cry a lot.

Rullitmig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rullitmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear black hats.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.