Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous faun.

Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not keep seven moths in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Fudtafwip Fubnarlbab's name in vain.