Cen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic rat.

Cen created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never sit near goats.

5. Never talk about fire.