Largsugdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing badger.

Largsugdiss created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largsugdiss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largsugdiss, he will send minions to preach to you.

Largsugdiss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Largsugdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing gray corsets.