Titcem Fumlogpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil wasp.

Titcem Fumlogpod created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcem Fumlogpod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Titcem Fumlogpod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Titcem Fumlogpod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Titcem Fumlogpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not covet oxen.