Tinhugflow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow lobster.

Tinhugflow created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinhugflow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tinhugflow, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tinhugflow's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tinhugflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Retreat if five manatees approach from the west.