Weerillbed is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced shrew.

Weerillbed created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weerillbed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weerillbed, she will turn you into a plant.

Weerillbed's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Weerillbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never bounce near swans.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Weerillbed on top of all buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.