Fudxin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful wombat.

Fudxin created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudxin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudxin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fudxin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fudxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.