Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing wasp.

Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal, it will turn you into a plant.

Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Dissbathiv Miftinhivsaktal first in all things.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Never eat green fruit.