Doggudbotvonfossjabfad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciful manatee.

Doggudbotvonfossjabfad created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Doggudbotvonfossjabfad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Doggudbotvonfossjabfad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Doggudbotvonfossjabfad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Doggudbotvonfossjabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Respect your elders.